The Right Way To Do It

Ten tips for a good sex life that also apply to horrible, terrible, magic, stupid new year's eve.

1. It's not just about kissing.

2. Exfoliate.

3. You won't get what you want unless you ask for it.

4. Sometimes you won't get it.

5. Lower your goddamn expectations.

6. Breathe, bitch.

7.  It doesn't matter how anyone else likes to do it.

8. It matters quite a bit how you like to do it.

9. Remember any of us could die at any moment.

10. Stay hydrated.

Happy Fucking

New Year