Monday, February 16, 2015

Items Found In Bag Last Opened September 29, 2013


1/3 roll of scotch tape

garnier fructis sky-hi volume mousse

depresser nozzle for garnier fructis sky-hi volume mousse

tea light candle, unlit

unused lavender soap in tissue paper wrapping

single imitation pearl earring, stud, backless

sinful colors professional nail polish in hot spot, dark blue shimmer

royal blue shimmer nail polish, origin unknown

empty visine bottle sans cap

organic peppermint essential oil

dale earnhardt jr racecar earrings purchased from Goodwill in Madison, CT, dangling

eyeliner pencil sharpener

covergirl natureluxe mousse mascara

rimmel glameyes day 2 night intense volume mascara

rimmel eyeliner pencil in pure white

jordana eyeliner pencil in espresso

jordana eyeliner pencil in dark brown

jordana eyeliner pencil in sapphire

burt's bees watermelon lip shimmer

burt's bees evening glow lip gloss

burt's bees super glossy nectar nude natural lip shine

lipliner pencil, soft pink, origin unknown

tiny green embroidered pouch to hold earrings, empty

first aid kit, tangle of earrings inside, single alcohol swab

retractable makeup brush stolen in college

six cvs brand 3 mg melatonin tablets in original bottle

single silver owl earring, dangling

blue four-inch plastic comb

bic ultra round stic grip ballpoint pen, black, capless

herbpharm kava liquid herbal extract in dropper bottle

rape whistle

skinny white hair elastic

the good witches' brew lavender spice bath salts

bach rescue remedy dropper bottle, empty

crest 3D white glamorous white travel toothpaste, empty

park ridge health 30 spf suncreen spray pen, procured at 5K

crest whitestrips, four, taken from parent's bathroom cabinet on trip home

peter thomas roth mega-rich body lotion and peter thomas roth mega-rich conditioner, two each, hotel-sized, gift from solo male traveler who visited the YMCA where I worked

single blue and silver dove earring, dangling

silver and pink lipstick case, sans lipstick

blue plastic foundation cap, sans foundation

round white thumbtack

orange clay buddha charm still in tiny ziplock bag, first gift from Roxy, came with card that said "sorry I walked in on you masturbating"

three quarters

one dime

single copper-colored hummingbird earring, stud










3 comments:

  1. Lulled. Buddha crest. Denouement.
    I love this one!

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  2. Find your way back here, Devan. Please! Missing your stories badly. xx

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  3. That's a whole lot of things! How big was that bag?

    Danika Maia
    http://www.danikamaia.com

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